What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

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Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you like high heels?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

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