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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 02:34

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do you like to be pegged?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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